Sunday, 25 January 2009

Manky

On the second night of the jungle trek we were lucky enough to have the company of a rather hairless mangy, old mongrel whom we named Manky. His only companion in the village of bamboo huts was a white cat with a pronounced ‘Z’ kinked in his tale. If the two crossed paths there would almost certainly be a scrap.

Manky enjoyed the attention we gave him by the fire in the evening, but was clearly a dog with very little self-confidence and his paranoia often got the better of him.

It transpires that Manky used to belong to the Long Neck Tribe who abandoned him when they left to set up camp nearer a main road (for business reasons) and when we arrived at the tribe’s village we discovered that Manky had been replaced by a number of cute, soft, cuddly puppies- poor old Manky.

 

Street dogs the world across have a hard time of it- no one to feed them, groom them, no drop in clinics, always getting your ear chewed by the bigger dogs from round the corner. They end up looking, like Manky, pretty manky….and when you don’t look good the chances are that you don’t feel very good either.

Some thoughtful person has taken it upon themselves to travel around the country providing the street dogs with funky threads to spruce up their appearance and to cover their pooch nudity- a stripy tank top here, a designer jacket there.

These dogs can roam the streets in style and stay warm at night.

Ze Fronch

I was taking a shower this morning when a French girl in the next cubicle asks me “How is your shower working?” to which I had to reply “Really not very well”…after a short while she asks ”Yes, but how is your shower working?”.

Taking a shower in Thailand regularly requires a good deal of problem solving- numerous combinations of tap turning, delicate temperature control, rewiring the power unit etc etc. I could only advise the girl in the next cubicle to “Try turning some taps?” trying hard not to sound patronising. It worked.

Bangkok- no joke

Bangkok’s actual official name is Krungthep mahanakhon amonratanakosin mahintara ayuthaya mahadilok popnopparat ratchathani burirom udomratchaniwet mahasathan amonpiman avatansathit sakkathattiya witsanukamprasit. Ok well done whoever came up with that one then.

Wed 14th January was supposedly a good day to arrive in Bangkok- “National Lucky Day” a beaming Thai bloke smugly told ….a likely story…..but managed to get one rickshaw driver to take me to about ten of the best sights in the city, which took most of the afternoon, for just 20 baht (40 pence). All the sights were free to get in too.

I’m staying on the Khao San Road, a fairly hideous tourist quagmire where, of an evening, one will regularly be persued by a gang of Thai guys wearing sandwich boards that read ‘VERY STRONG COCKTAILS’. Enough said.

The food here will not stop jumping into my mouth. So many marvellous things; meals, and often in between meals, are exciting times.

On sale so far in Bangkok- several sets of second hand rather dirty dentures with a lot of teeth missing, a ‘digital perm’ (!!?) to go with some ‘permanent make-up’ and a scotch egg type device the size of your head.- people eating these can, for a short time, look as though they do indeed have a giant scotch egg for a head.